What I hope is that the mechanism of this car is what makes the people who drive it behave the way they do. As far as I can tell, Mustang drivers act like assholes. They need to be in front. At all costs. If you're five lanes over from them and two feet in front, they will cross those lanes to be in front of you. If you are directly in fron of them, they will tailgate you unsafely and then quickly zip around you. If everyone is driving at 90 mph they will drive at 100mph to be in front of you. If it is a red Mustang behind you, be prepared to be very pissed off. The red Mustangs may be the worst of all.

Tags: cars ford mustang
I feel: awake
I'm listening to: Down in the Tube Station at Midnight - The Jam