This really goes for most minivans, but I especially detest the shoddy workmanship of the Caravan. Fortunately I can only blame the drivers of these sad suburban transports a little bit for the way these things barrel down the road.

The first problem is the handling. If you've ever been behind someone who actually knows what she's doing with one of these things, you'll notice it is being driven at a crawl. That is because the wide turns this thing makes when not crawling put everyone within a mile of it in danger. And if the driver doesn't know what he's doing (this is usually brought on by SUV envy - mostly exhibited by male drivers), look out! You are being approached by an unwitting killing machine.

Tags: cars, dodge caravan, suv envy
I feel: cranky
I'm listening to: Aram's new song in progress